LATEST INTEL FROM OUR AGENT GREEN SUGGESTS THAT SPACE CHIMPS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN TOOELE COUNTY, SOUTH WEST OF SALTLAKE CITY. THEY ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING THEIR SPACESHIP. OUR AGENT APPORCHED THEM WITH A DR PEPPER CHERRY PEACE OFFERING AND WAS TOLD THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE A WHILE. IT IS ADVISED TO STAY CLEAR OR READ UP ON OUR SPACE CHIMP ALIEN ENTRY FOR HOW TO PROPERLY APPROCH.

AGENT GREEN HAD MORE TO SAY
"THEY ARE KINDA CHILL, WE HAD A COUPLE BEERS LATER AND THEY SEEMED LIKE REALLY HARD WORKING ALIENS. PLEASE STAY CLEAR OF THE AREA AS THEY MAY BLAST OFF AT ANY TIME AND EVAPORATE YOU WITH THE THURSTERS."

THIS REFUELLING COMES JUST 3 WEEKS AFTER ANOTHER REFUELLING BY SOME GRAYS OUT IN NEVADA, PERHAPS THE FUEL IS CHEAP IN THOSE PARTS.