ALIEN TIPS

TIP #001: ALWAYS TRUST AN ALIEN, LIES IS A HUMAN INVENTION.

TIP #002: ANYONE CAN BE AN ALIEN.

TIP #003: NOT ALL ALIENS ARE BAD ALIENS, YOU CAN EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM.

TIP #004: BUY A BUNKER, ALIENS WILL TAKE OVER EARTH WHEN ONE SPECIES CAN BE BOTHERED.

TIP #005: AREA 51 IS A HOAX AND IS A BIG GOVENRMENT DISTRACTION FROM REAL ALIENS.

TIP #006: THE U.S GOVERMENT IS NOT THE AUTHORITY ON ALINES, DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.

TIP #007: YOU CAN IDENTIFY ALIEN SPACESHIPS BY THEIR BIG SILVER SAUCERS.

TIP #008: YOU CAN ATTRACT ALIENS WITH THE LETTER "X".

TIP #009: ALIENS LIKE TAKING COWS TO DRINK THEIR MILK BUT OFFERING MILK TO AN ALIEN IS CONSIDERED DISRESPECTFUL.

TIP #010: ALIENS DON'T LIKE MUSIC

TIP #011: ALIENS CAN BE OFTEN FOUND ZIPPING AROUND AMERICA.

TIP #012: THERES NO SUCH THING OF "SHOOTING STARS" OR "COMETS", THEY ARE ALIENS.

TIP #013: EVERY SPECIES ALL HAVE THEIR OWN PERFERATIIONS ON PEACE OFFERINGS, SEE OUR ALIENS PAGE AND CHOOSE A ALIEN TO LEARN MORE.

TIP #014: ALIENS SOMETIMES GO ON JOY RIDES AND CAN MAKE CROP CIRCLES. PLEASE MARK YOUR FIELDS WITH AN "X".

TIP #015: ALIENS HAVE A 2ND ADMENTMENT TOO, DO NOT ESCALATE TENSION.

TIP #016: BIGFOOT IS NOT AN ALIEN AND WE SUGGEST TO STOP WRITING IN TO US TO TALK ABOUT IT.

TIP #017: DO NOT TAKE ALIEN FIREARMS, SOME ARE GOVERNMENT PLANTS TO ARREST YOU.

TIP #018: ALIEN DRUGS ARE NOT POISONOUS TO HUMANS.

TIP #019: GEORGE LUCAS IS A FRAUD.

TIP #020: ALIENS DON'T HAVE NAMES.

TIP #021: NEVER TELL THE CIA ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR ALIEN ENCOUNTER.

TIP #022: SOME ALIENS HAVE NUKES, NO YOU CAN'T TRICK THEM INTO HAVING IT.

TIP #023: EUROPEANS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALIENS, JUST LAUGH AT THEM. 

TIP #024: THERE IS ONLY 1 KNOWN SPECIES THAT EAT HUMANS, THEY ARE RARE, STOP BEING A BABY.

TIP #025: DO NOT TRUST PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY BELIEVE IN ALIENS, THEY MAY BE CIA.

TIP #026: SAYING "HELLO" CAN BE A SLUR IN SEVERAL ALIEN LANGUAGES, SAY "GREETINGS" INSTEAD.

TIP #027: DO NOT RELEASE GAS NEAR AN ALIEN.

TIP #028: ALIENS CAN PROBE YOU IF YOU ASK NICELY.

TIP #029: ALIENS CAN SOMETIMES LEAVE CROP CIRCLES IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

TIP #030: ALIENS ARE EASILY IMPRESSED BY BREAK DANCING.

TIP #031: ALIENS LIKE GAMBLING, THIS IS WHY THERES A LOT IN NEVADA.

TIP #032: RUSSIAN ALIENS ARE ALSO COMMUNIST.

TIP #033: A LOT OF ALIENS LISTEN TO "HIP HOP"

TIP #034: THERE IS A LOT OF PORN OF ALIENS

TIP #035: YOU CAN MAKE A ALIEN CRY, DON'T BE HURTFUL.

TIP #036: CIA IS A FRUAD.

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