YOUR #1 RESOURCE FOR ALIENS
YOUR #1 RESOURCE FOR ALIENS
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HERE AT ALIEN TIPS, OUR MISSION IS SIMPLE: ARM YOU WITH ALL THE CLASSIFED TIPS AND INFORMATION ON ALIENS TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING EXTERRERESTIALS. WE NOT ONLY GIVE YOU TIPS BUT ALSO INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH ALIENS IN A SAFE MANNER. FOUNDED ON A VISION OF REVENGE FOR THE ALIEN THAT STOLE MY 2001 FORD RANGER XLT AND A BURNING HATRED FOR BIG GOVENMENT, I HAVE ASSEMBLED A TEAM OF AGENTS AND COLLECTIVALY WE'VE LEVERAGED OVER 7 GIGA LIGHTYEARS OF HYPOTHETICAL EXPERIENCE TO RESEARCH AND CATALOG ALIENS.
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LATEST INTEL FROM OUR AGENT GREEN SUGGESTS THAT SPACE CHIMPS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN TOOELE COUNTY, SOUTH WEST OF SALTLAKE CITY. THEY ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING THEIR SPACESHIP. OUR AGENT APPORCHED THEM WITH A DR PEPPER CHERRY PEACE OFFERING AND WAS TOLD THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE A WHILE. IT IS ADVISED TO STAY CLEAR OR READ UP ON OUR SPACE CHIMP ALIEN ENTRY FOR HOW TO PROPERLY APPROCH.
[SPACE CHIMP VESSEL CAPTURED BY AGENT GREEN]
OUR FEATURED ALIEN IS THE GRAY ALIEN, COMMONLY KNOWN AS "GRAY". THIS IS A ESSENTIAL ALIEN TO KNOWN ABOUT AND WORTH THE READ. FOR OUR VETERAN ALIEN SEEKERS, CONTAINS THE MOST UPTO DATE INFO ON GRAYS OR PERCHANCE TO BRUSH UP ON THE BASICS?
LAUREN BOEBERT A REPUBLICAN LACKY FROM BIG GOVERMENT IS TRYING TO ASK HER BOSS TO RELEASE THEIR OPINIONS ON UFOS. DO NOT TRUST THE U.S GOVERNMENT ON ALIENS, THEY ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS, IT IS A PLOY TO GET YOU TO VOTE AND TO PAY MORE TAX! WHATS NEXT? ALIEN INFORMATION TAX?!
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